Kanye West Settles Case With That Teen He Beat Up

Remember that 18-year-old that Kanye West physically assaulted for insulting Kim Kardashian? Well apparently Kanye threw money at the problem and now everything’s okay.

According to TMZ, the teen in question settled with Kanye over the case to the tune of more than $250,000 and now no longer wants to go forward with the criminal prosecution.

Oh man, how come we never get assaulted by Kanye West and then get monetarily compensated for it? Some people have all the luck.

Sources say the District Attorney has yet to decide whether or not to charge Yeezus with battery, but that probably doesn’t even matter at this point because not only is the defendant willing to settle but hurling racial slurs won’t make him look good to a jury anyway.

We guess the church of Yeezianity was praying really hard for this one to work out.